kripke-is-my-king:

maulsmistress:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

I think the fandom has gone off their rocker.

Honestly we maintained our sanity longer than I had expected.

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posted 9 minutes ago (® raphmike)
Anonymous said,
"you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE"

riseofthejohnlock:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

You look so majestic I can’t even describe

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posted 2 hours ago (® dajo42)

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

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posted 3 hours ago (® natasha-widow)
cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

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posted 5 hours ago (® merasmusmoved)
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posted 7 hours ago (® pottergifs)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

You guys are all safe and sound tonight because of shit that I did on Halo last night. (x)

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posted 9 hours ago (® stand-up-comic-gifs)

Have you given any thought as to what your fans’ nicknames are going to be?

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posted 11 hours ago (® marvelassembles)

ohmydisney:

Introducing All New Mickey-Shaped Foods

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posted 13 hours ago (® ohmydisney)

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

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posted 16 hours ago (® clannyphantom)

chode-a-la-mode:

reverseracism:

An accurate depiction of the events that transpired during the colonization of the United States of America

when family guy gets it, it really gets it 

micthemicrophone:

Neither Teen nor Adult. Never lose your way.

Voice was done by me.

Thanks to Lav for the mixing aid and adding the end SFX.

Song was Before My Body Is Dry from the KLK OST.

Original post found here.

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posted 20 hours ago (® micthemicrophone)
cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

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posted 1 day ago (® emmisnotshortforemma)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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posted 1 day ago (® oknope)
tyleroakley:

dream man

tyleroakley:

dream man

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posted 1 day ago (® the2000sblog)

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