if ur ever sad just remember that david bowie got hit in the eye with a lollipop during a concert then he painted a picture of it.
This is the best thing I ever learned about Bowie.
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
i just woke up with the stomach flu.
during finals week.
on a day that i have to give a presentation.